Both: 🎵 ~Troy and Astrid in the mooorn~ing~~ 🎵

Troy: ....and we're back. Literally back! Actually back, right here in the squirrel studio that smells a lot like my uncle's basement, after our last broadcast from beautiful Boston, baby!

Astrid: That's right, Troy. It's been nearly a full week since the school break, meaning hopefully everyone's gotten back into their routine and into classes again, and also...to listening to what is surely your favorite part of every morning...

Both: ~the Radio~.

Astrid: Starting out, as always, with ~the School~, Hyrule class got to learn all about the Gerudo, and both Bardic Inspiration and World Mythology got to enjoy a movies, the first one about music and the second about fairy tales.

Troy: ~The Dorms~ were quiet...get on that, people!....but people were going about and interacting a bit around ~the Town~, which includes Stark being very glad that Faye is back to being a very long-legged human instead a long-legged bird, which she turned into during the Boston trip, so they had an overdue recap of how they liked it...up until the whole turning-into-a-bird thing.

Astrid: Margo was going through the inventory at Pick Your Poison but took a break to chat with Irene about parties present, parties future, and fashion, Alara enjoyed a little time down at the beach, and Groovy Tunes is, I am happy to report, free of any spooky, scary skeletons.

...For now.

Troy: Dooooooon't!

Astrid: You know, there's a spooky, scary skeleton in all of u--

Troy: Stoooop! Noooo. Bones on your inside are different!

We're moving on!

*clears throat*

The Perk was pretty hopping yesterday morning, where Annie was able to get a cup of whipped cream even though she wasn't a dog anymore. She then clocked Buck as a new person, which meant introducing herself and talking to him about the island and where they're from and superpowers and parties. And Eliot clocked Buck as being like an adorable puppy, not the first time Buck has heard that, and probably not the last, because that just makes me feel like we're going to be reading a note here eventually about Buck being an actual puppy.

Astrid: He might turn into a deer. That could be pretty funny.

Troy: ...it woooould! I guess we'll have to wait and see! Anyway, Buck and Eliot did the whole getting-to-know-the-new-person thing, which Annie also did with Billy, because either she's been spending too much time in New York or as a dog, apparently. Anyway, Billy filled Annie in on his boat issues, and then talked to Gladio about how he's an alien. Gladio, not Billy, although, I don't know, I guess maybe he could be?

Eliot just wants to know if he missed mullets coming back in style.

Astrid: That implies they ever were in style...

Troy: Truth. Anyway, Gladio and Annie talked about Halloween and how to dress up for that party tonight, and Gladio and Eliot caught up and also talked about the party, because it's a small town, that's kind of all you got. Turning into animals and parties. And I guess how your day is going, that's what Annie and Jo covered with each other.

Astrid: And magic! Eliot and Annie talked about that, and what makes having magic different form having superpowers, and what they could do with each, respectively. Dr. Lecter introduced himself to Eliot and discussed the party and descriptive sobriquets...

Troy: ....that's not a real word. You made that up.

Astrid: All words are technically made up, Troy.

Troy: ....

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....whoooooooaaaa, that's wrinkling my brain!

Astrid: And while Troy's brain is wrinkling, I'll close out the notes about the Perk with Annie and Dr. Lecter chatting a little about all the new faces, which includes, as mentioned, Billy, to whom Dr. Lecter also introduced himself.

Troy: Liz was busy with pictures and emails at the Photo Hut, while the squirrels would like to emphasize that Duke was definitely feeling fulfilled at the diner, which apparenty, much to Lucifer's surprise, involves turnips, and Billy was there to talk about a boat.

The Android's Dungeon is getting a facelift and reinvention as Magpie's Emporium for all you neeerds out there, Ignis's Cooking Class for Grown Ups went over hiking snacks, and Leather Pants Thursdays are back at the Devil's Nest....or did it never really leave in the first place?

Astrid: It's always Leather Pants Thursday in our hearts.

Troy: Gross! Either way, Liz had leather on, so she got half off her drinks and a chance to get to meet the man behind the leather himself while she was there.

And, with that, we've reached our final note, which means that concludes ~the News~ for this morning! We hope you enjoyed another thrilling, engaging episode of ~Troy and Astrid in the morning~ and we'll see you next time!

Astrid: Maybe with more skeletons.

Troy: Noo--

*CLICK!**