Morning, all, and welcome to another apparently super weird Fandom weekend! I don't know who half the people in these notes are so at least some of you get plausible deniability.

Oh hey, actual school notes. John Constantine made it into the library, where Eliot and Margo... *shuffles papers* Look, there was just a lot of messed up stuff happening with Eliot and Margo and the squirrels fled.

In the dorms, Jo woke up, confused as to what year it was, and Belle got to find out it's a different Jo, and also something about Beetleborgs. Jason happened by and thought this was a job for the Mystery Team. But where will he be to help next time something invades and we have to solve a problem? And Alara went looking for resources in the second floor common room, and Astrid was wondering about rules on food and got to hear about the invasion instead. Hey! Sounds like a job for the Mystery Team!

I have no idea what the Mystery Team actually is.

And Motoko was doing some training on the deck, which Penelope thought meant she was fighting the French.

And over in town, it's time for wakeups. Ignis woke up with a potted gladiolus and a guy named Dorian, which somehow meant Seivarden was listening to Dorian playing music before caffeine could be had. Edge was confused about where he woke up, as was Duke, a cop kidnapped by a metal-winged chick named Vanessa and Lucifer. Old Steve woke up with a beard in the wrong apartment with Turk, questioning why there was a gun safe. Reasons. Then there was Ransom, who was being terrorized by a corgi, who he insulted to Tony. Despite this, I want you to know how the squirrels have written "SWEATER" all over this note and doused it in glitter. Not sure what's up with that.

Lucille closed the flower shop for the day due to moths- that's a new one- Miguel walked into Luke's to find his coworkers hung over, and someone for some reason named Edge came in for food since there was a mixup with his booking, which led to him reintroducing Summer to phones. Summer was also happy to eat food that wasn't mutated monster she had to hunt herself, so there's that. There was a cat named Goose wandering town, and I'm not going to guess how the squirrels got close enough to know that. He had an encounter with a cardboard box, tried to figure out if he wanted to eat Summer's puke, and then ended up going home with Jon.

Jo headed to the comic book shop, but the Perk was the happening place, with Lance looking for decent coffee, ignoring both a cardboard box and Stark, and Duke and Lance tried to figure out where they are. I'm not gonna tell them. That's not fun. Summer was happy to see they have Pumpkin Spice Lattes, which she was chain-chugging as she assumed Stark was an uncle or cousin. Edge wondered if Lance was getting signal on his phone, Duke helped a kid named Liam out by buying him a muffin, and Stark offered to get him whatever he wanted, while Lance just swore around him. And Ransom came in for coffee but the squirrels just drew a sweater covered in glitter this time. This is starting to feel like harassment.

On that note, we've probably got another day of this, normal people.