Good morning, Clare Devlin here with all of the news of yesterday. Hope you're as excited as I am to hear about it!

*tired chittering*

I cannot help just be a very enthusiastic person, Leroy. I will not dim my light to coddle your hangover. In classes, Battle Tactics was now the enemy at the gates they defended last week, Badass Bitches decided what they would carry in a kit to be suitably badass and going by my friend Michelle, I would suggest a suitcase full of mini vodka bottles but Michelle might just have a problem. Advanced Cultural Studies studied another movie about women stealing things, we made fall-flavored cupcakes in Cupcake Class, and Jon held his first office hours.

In town, Sakaki organized a puppy party at Furnado, Miguel tricked Rosa into drinking festive coffee and she didn't kill him horribly, and the adorable green baby was painting a pumpkin at Wellspring Arms. Stark came by in a panic to see if Faye was there after not being in his apartment, and Anakin stopped in to offer to teach the baby about Halloween and other fall seasonal things and then gets them almost entirely wrong. McGarrett got stuck on an endless Bee Lady phone call--is she like Erin's Uncle Colm? He's awful--and Nell was struggling to stay awake at Covent Gardens. Margo was happy to be doing paperwork at Pick Your Poison and less happy about her new tiny house with Eliot, and Dwight was figuring out selfies and texts on his new phone, both of which he sent to Miguel. How close were you to know that?

*chittering*

Creepy. And the renovations continue at the Devil's Nest where only Annie was excited that they're might be karaoke there now. Rey is no longer a cat--good--or a 'woo girl?' What's a woo girl?

*extensive chittering*

I didn't get any of that. Wanda and Annie compared what they did as super heroes and lamented the buck eejit who would try to rob a store around here. And that's everything! I'll talk to you all next week!