*a decidedly unladylike curse**coughing*

Do you know, like, if you were going to break into my room while I am dying that you could, at least, bring a bottle of water? Rude and, like, I refuse to pretend that it's a good morning………..

*chittering*

What do you mean you couldn't find anyone to cover for me? What about-----

*chittering*

Huh? Iris is off-island? Well, like, does that mean everyone else is gone? You could have gotten my brother up-----

*insistent chittering*

I mean, like, he might be a blonde girl, depending on if the island's being weird….. or, like, you know, Astrid's a blonde girl, if you're so desperate for Wednesday mornings to be covered by blonde girls….

*coughing* *grumbling* *raspy throat clearing* Let's get this over so I can die……..

School was about how the current president is a terrible leader and how a real leader leads in Leadership and Teamwork while Everything is Weird, Everyone had a party crashed by aliens or something???? And-----

*more coughing*

Miss Kennedy held office hours.

*yet more coughing* *and grumbling*

Everyone in the Dorms were dead. Like I am. Town was incredibly rude and had people doing things.

Syndulla Scrap had Wayne burning things—please burn these notes, Wayne--while at the Post Office everything except Éponine was made of blocks. Tisarwat wasn't feeling well over at Groovy Tunes--but you didn't make her do radio, I notice----

*more coughing; she can't help it*

----At Covent Garden Flowers Astrid was painting on teardrops, while Miss Kitty was just glad there was no chocolate vodka at Caritas.

Devil's Nest had Lucifer flirting with Seivarden and Eric and----

*chittering*

If you want someone who cares today, you wouldn't have picked me. The only thing I care about is you going---

*another coughing fit*

---away!

Duke and Rey met on the beach and I don't care. I don't care about Karolina's birthday party either because at this point I feel like you furry bastards are just being assholes to me deliberately and I don't appreciate it.

*aaaand yeah, there's a few moments of sniffling despite all that unladylike language, only for that to be broken by yet more coughing*

People showed up and Rey and Beau talked, then Beau, Rey, and Yasha talked to the birthday girl.

Now get out!