Good evening, Fandom. I hope everyone's enjoying your week off, free from school, clubs, and all responsibilities unless you have a job in town. I also hope everyone's prepared for this weekend. If you're not as lucky as I am and can't escape the island, I suggest building bunkers in the dorms. I'm sure you won't be alone.


School, which there was none of yay!

School's week off did not however keep Bridge from opening the library, which I understand is a school thing and not some obsessive book thing on his part. He and Chris discussed sitting around, which isn't interesting, and Parents Weekend, which is. And Z came looking for entertainment, though I think looking for entertainment in a library is a first for anyone ever.

Also, apparently one of the squirrels has gone on strike till the Chef starts feeding students again. I wonder if they're willing to give up their nuts for the sake of the starving teens. Hmm.



Dorms, our last refuge

Adah read a letter from home, and got a visit from River, who wanted an answer to a question. The red one. But only if you have the right undertones to pull off that particular red. Jaina got a visit from Karal, who explained some of his home situation to her, and she gave Luke a warning for Parents Weekend. I'm telling you, just flee. It'll be so much easier. See, Summer's with me on this. Good for you, Summer!

Ron got a letter from home, and a very big tongue. ...I think you're reading wrong, Ron. Peter Parker told Jamie about how he's working on a new webshooter, which sounds like a shakeboarding move. I'll have to ask Travis. Molly got a phone call and a visit from Karal, Johnny Storm took care of a sick Savannah, and Adam tried to come up with Halloween ideas, and I'm thinking we want to cover the influx of people with the authority to ground you first, personally.

He also brought his puppy to play with Isabel's cat, which sounds very cute, if furry and begging for a good vacuuming afterwards. She also wished Meg a happy birthday and gave her a present. Happy birthday, Meg! Apparently she's not a fan of Annette, though, who emoed to her cat and Dick about it. ...Her cat and her boyfriend Dick. Not implying that Annette has a... Meep. I'm just going to stop talking.

Jeff took up a common room to watch scary movies and talk about them with Jim. Ino had Jim explain to her that most of the people here are robots. This doesn't surprise me. She also asked Jeff about his plan for the weekend, and I'm so glad to see someone's prepared.

In the second floor common room, Birthday Girl Meg made cupcakes. Ordinarily I'd talk about calories, but you're totally allowed to splurge on your birthday. It's like a rule. Also, she got a badly-sung rendition of the birthday song from Lee, but he gets points for trying. Eyepatch Guy brought snacks of his own, Dean gave Meg a bracelet as an IOU and there were apparently smoochies, and there we go, that was where Annette found out Meg hates her. Lee told Annette about the prank that got him and Ed stuck to a wall, Jack hung around waiting for cupcakes, and he and Annette talked college and future plans, because you can never be too early in thinking about your future. His presence there might have been why he was took his time making it to meet Hoshi, who was making dinner.

And the cheerleaders were hard at work, no doubt getting into gear for this weekend's performance. There were warmups, and Molly told John Sheppard and Professor Aly about her trip, and one of the Peters stopped to watch practice. Good luck, cheerleaders, and may none of you fall and flash all the parents.


Town, where no one is safe this weekend

Constable Fraser had breakfast and a talk with the Robin who's not a frog, and I understand other things were had but you didn't hear it from me. Meanwhile Roy and Professor Aly talked about code, chess and kittens, which almost sound alliterative. And Professor Rogers got a call that made him grin dopily. I both don't wanna know what that's about and am oddly curious.

Dr. Troy took over the morning shift at the clinic while Doogie took the later shift, and I'm sorry, I can't take anyone named Doogie seriously. And it was a quiet night at the clubs, with Neilhaving it easy at the Devil's Nest, and Anders opening Caritas, where the hallucinogenic frog sang and had a soda.

Lana read her way through work today while Joanna slept. That doesn't seem very productive to me. Turtle on the other hand, was very well-prepared for the weekend at Turtle and Canary, where she scolded Jeff for wanting all the glue to make his own barricade. Again, I'm so glad to see people are taking this seriously.

George Michael was in his underwear at the banana stand. I...

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Melody put up precautions against possible monkeys at Groovy Tunes, and Rikku was sad and playing with firearms at Wellspring Arms WHICH DOES NOT SEEM LIKE A SAFE COMBINATION TO ME. Nate came to comfort her, and Professor Deadpool brought her ice cream cake. Oh, yeah, he wins stuff for that.

Luke's is hiring to replace Jude, the church had a... slug-scented candle and I think I'm going to be a little bit more glad that I'm Jewish. Isabel worked on college applications at work, Leo opened the Photo Hut, Mary prepared the hotel for the influx of parents and family friends and what have you, and Johnny Storm came by to rent a room. The Jerries had the clothes they stole yesterday out in front of their store and if I find out any of that is Pixie Dust merchandise, I'll... tell Tinkerbell! Valentine went to get his clothes back. Good for you! Fashion is a personal choice, don't let anyone take that from you!


I'm about done here tonight, and will be leaving at crack of dawn o'clock tomorrow, but listen, have a great Parents Weekend, hope it goes better than I think it will, and if you don't leave the place standing come Monday, I probably get to stay home. Remember that.