*chittering*

Look, I don't want to talk about it, okay? You're lucky I got back in time to do this broadcast. Now just give me the notes so I can get this done.

Okay. So Sunday, which means Face was manning the library. Which means Cassandra was there, this time wanting a "fulfilling" lesson about computers. Which would involve internet porn.

And of course the squirrels were in my room -- uninvited as usual -- and got to see me come back. Yes, the stupid roses pulled me into another dimension for two weeks. Which is not the weirdest thing to ever happen to me. My roommate Hanna was there to fill me in on what I missed. And Amy dropped by to agree with me that flowers are evil. And complain about the temperature, and....

*Carmilla's voice trails off, and there's radio silence for a few moments until there's some annoyed chittering*

What? Oh, right. Sorry, mind kind of wandered there. Anyway, Ronan was listening to loud music in his room. And probably watching porn.

*chittering*

I do not have a one track mind.

In town, General Buttercup was over at Hannibal's house, and since the squirrels didn't give me any details, I'm going to guess that that involved sex. Go you getting some, General Buttercup! And finally, over at the Magic Box, Anders was reading a book about sex magic. Be careful with that -- I've seen enlargement spells get out of control fast, and there's nothing scarier than walking down the hall and all of a sudden coming at you is a tracter-trailor sized --.

*chittering*

So I'll just leave you with whatever mental image that conjures up for you. Happy Monday, Fandom.