Loki: Must we return to school? Can we not just stay here?

Alex: Can we go back to Bali?

Loki: Bali was nice…

Alex: I’m just saying. No one said we have to go back to school, right?...except my dad.

Loki: And my brother.

Alex: Ugh. Why couldn’t they be not actual gods? Back on the island, in town, Sparks? Sparks was at my aunt's store, which still sells candy--which would come as news to her, I think--looking up colleges when he got a call from Cade, who didn't need bail money, but to be told what an elephant is and talked out of stealing one. Preemptively preventing needing to give someone bail money, I like it. And at The Devil's Nest, Allie played Candy Crush. See? The island is boring, let's go back to Bali.

Loki: It was wonderfully warm yesterday in Kuala Lumpur. And many elected to stay by the pool. Elsa read over her geometry book and even made a compelling story to go along with it once questioned by Joker. Eleanor was wondering about Elsa's glove wearing, but it soon turned to their respective home's weather. Joker and Eleanor discussed how this vacation was precisely what they needed to get over the winter. Which wasn't that bad, you know. The snow was rather lovely if you ask me.

Alex: Okay, but you’re a frost giant.

Loki: That's speciesist. Or is it racist. I am uncertain the nuances of such things outside of Tumblr where I could call you a Nazi.

Alex: Whatever.

Loki: Zoe went to the central market along with Grace and Cosette, though Grace was less inclined to a respectable pace. Both Kitty and Cade did a little shopping in Suria KLCC while Sia got souvenirs in Little India.

Alex: In the evening, Cordelia was trying to pack like a responsible person or whatever, while Sia blew that off and went to the spa instead. Maddie got carded at Lounge at the Park, which blows, and Kitty and Isabelle went dancing at the Sultan Lounge. Together? Did anyone tell Clint?

Loki: I am certain he will hear should he listen to our radio broadcast.

Alex: Well, that’s all the notes we have for you, here from Kuala Lumpur, where it’s warm...and I definitely need to pack up my stuff.

Loki: Pack all your souvenirs, peoples of Fandom! And return to the cold of winter.

Alex: You could sound less enthusiastic.

Loki: It's my charm. No fault of mine that you are immune.

Alex: Ugh. We’ll see you back in Fandom, guys!