Good morning, Fandom. It's time for another, well, 'fun-filled' is not the phrase I would choose here, but it's the easiest one to come up with so we're going to say it's time for another fun-filled ten minutes of snark and invasion of privacy, courtesy of a pack of squirrels and too much rum. And this is... the...

Well, we'll pretend most of this is newsworthy for the sake of me reading this off and being allowed to leave, shall we?

First off, over at the School, Criminal Justice got to drive something called a 'Batmobile.' I'd say it sounds a bit tacky, but I've flown in a Blackbird before, so I probably have no room to talk. Cultural Exploration went to an opera in Budapest, and I continue to be in awe of Clint's ability to get Portalocity to work with him. Space-Exclamation-Point spoke about Mars and got to drive the Curiosity rover about. And How to Steal a Princess made hand-turkeys. Real hands, or...?

*Chittering*

Ah. Construction paper. Must be an American thing. Over at the library, Billy was nursing a head cold under a pile of blankets when Topher stopped by to return a book and drop off some DayQuil, while wondering why Billy couldn't just get rid of the offending illness with magic. Zoe was in her office, trying to figure out how to make a turkey that stands only a marginal chance of killing everybody who eats it, and I was hanging up posters in mine when Karina stopped by with a monologue, wondering why I'm decorating so late in the semester.

If I'm not planning on leaving any time soon, can't I decorate whenever I want?

Over in the Dorms, Isabelle was swimming laps in the pool when Isaac stopped by to tell her how he's preparing to handle some sort of Shadowhunter thing.

In Town, Peter was sitting in The Perk waiting for Topher, who stopped by looking for advice on getting through college interviews. Peter got some texts from Natalie while he was sitting there as well. At Freedom Arms, Alec was sporting a sweater in a shade called 'neon lilac,' which I can't begin to picture, but I'm fairly certain it's one reserved mostly for men who perform acts of heroism while shooting a bow and arrow. Or possibly Nazi bees. Isabelle didn't approve of the colour choice, and got Alec to agree to throw it out, making plans to go shopping for something with a less offensive hue.

Sparkle was still having technical difficulty with rooster feathers at Dite's Decadent Delights. Mike was sharing room at Caritas with the watermelon that was sitting at the bar. Jess thought it was a good look for the place, especially compared to the zombies about, which led to talk about 'eye-popping' that was apparently the most disgusting conversation Jess has had in a while. Talking about zombies will do that, yes. At the Devil's Nest, Allie was pointedly not talking about last weekend. But there was some sort of holiday theme going around. Tiny complaining about holiday plans, for example, which Allie told Éponine about, once they were finished talking about the days getting shorter.

And that appears to be all of the notes for the day, which means I'm going to take my leave, maybe try to find some cinema in Baltimore that still has seats for the Mister What fiftieth show, and then spend the rest of my day nerving myself to actually go to Baltimore to see it.

Maybe I'll just see if iTunes has a download. I know my way around that part of the internet. Yes... Yes, that's what I'll do. Good Day, Fandom. I'm off to be an unrepentant fanboy about something.