Good morning, everyone, and happy Good Friday! I hope this day will find you in blessed contemplation of the sacrifices Our Lord made for us, but since I've talked with most of you...I rather doubt it.

*sniff*

I will pray for your souls anyway. In classes, Pop Culture talked about the current model of video games--killing the bad guy and getting the girl--and then students had to come up with a plot that was a little less generic. Ethics class had a pop quiz about ethical choices, which makes sense in a class about ethics. In the library, Mr. Sabahnur had to sort books about lying, which he found quite irritating.

And speaking of irritating, Miss Solo fought off a hangover in her office.

In the dormitory, Miss Berry accidentally ended up hosting a pizza and Top Model rerun party in the second floor common room. Mr. Stark stopped by and learned that he was quite old in Miss Berry's world, which led to a discussion of accidentally sleeping with your own ancestor, which I'm quite certain would be illegal and would definitely be immoral. I'll pray for both of you. Miss Drew offered Miss Berry her support after Miss Berry accidentally revealed her superpowers to her on Wednesday.

And finally in town, Miss Thorne returned to the island after a day away, Mr. Murdoch--hello, William!--was confused by a bunny in Stark Industries that was laying chocolate eggs, and our new Mayor Swanson has renamed the Wellspring Arms the Freedom Arms and met Miss Abernathy, who first assured him that she worked there, and then wondered if they would be allowed to sell things now. Miss Navaan made a "wheel of ailments" at the clinic, and in possibly related news, the Improv class played a game of Voices from Heaven where they had to explain how they had died. And in Caritas, Miss [Kenzi's last name] was offering free drinks if you could tell her an interesting lie.

*sniff* During Holy Week. Well, that's all the news I have! Have a pleasant Easter weekend, which is not about zombies, Mr. Bond. Hmph.