-ow, ow, ow, the studio should be free space! You can't pelt me with nuts the entire time I'm here- OW. Don't you have a picket line to work?

*chittering*

Hello, listening audience. It's actually really bad that this is all getting recorded because I'm pretty sure I may commit murder by the time this is over. So, to recap, the rum's gone, it's not my fault, and... and there's a teal deer in the radio station. YOU DON'T HAVE TO RECAP ME DOING THIS.

You know what? You know what. I'm just gonna read these notes-

*sound of a walnut hitting a forehead*

...In school, Supernatural Studies talked about witches and magic users and whether or not magic should be regulated. Then you have Friendship class, where the talking pony had a nervous breakdown over what happens when you have plans with two people at the same time. Like, Mercy tried to console her and everything, it was that bad. Just cancel on the friend you don't like as much, jeez. And over in the library, Sholeh had to run after children's books to do inventory right.

You ever stop and realize just how weird this place is? I'm there right now.

*sound of a walnut hitting a face*

Not much going on in the dorms, other than Stiles getting a visit from Natalie and her cat. I think mostly she made him blush. And in the fifth floor common room, Jessica found out the squirrels are supported by the gremlins. Because that's just what I need.

*sound of a walnut hitting a head*

You know what, I'm keeping these. I'm keeping these, and you're going to be sorry.

In town, the squirrels organized a sit-in, where Eponininine- how do you stop saying that name?- got begged at, and the Human Squirrel... handcuffed them all as part of the sit-in. Seriously? Your pay is getting docked.

At the Devil's Nest, Derek found out the rum is back, as did Kitty, even if she had Clint as a hawk to deal with... Okay, am I reading these notes right? I mean, I've seen a lot in Japanese and just written badly because deer apparently don't understand nuance, but really? The rum is back?

*silence*

Does that mean we're good here?

*pause*

*mass chittering*

They're in a huddle, ladies and gentlemen. I repeat, they are in a huddle.

*mass chittering*

*silence*

And with that little outstretched paw, the strike is over! Hallelujah, and stuff! Okay, let's get that deer out of here and tell them they're all fired, and you guys can get back on your beats-

*sound of a walnut hitting a nose*

Okay, listen you little-

*click*


[Strike over! Play with it as you will, but the deer and Japanese squirrels can start being replaced by their regular counterparts now. Thank you all for playing!!]