Jim: Hello, Fandom. It's Thursday again and you know what that means.

Pam: Yep, it means that normal people watched America's Next Top Model in the last twenty-four hours, but SOME PEOPLE can't find a freaking torrent.

Jim: I really don't know what's worse, the fact that you watch it or the fact that you take the time to download it.

Pam: Shut up, it makes me feel really smart. Last week, this one girl told everyone, on national TV, that she likes to hang off things. Like as a pastime. I feel like the president of MENSA when I watch.

Jim: What? I'm sorry, I was ignoring talk of a TV show that even I don't want to watch and I watch a lot of bad TV.

Pam: *sound of a pencil being thrown*

Jim: This is starting to feel like a couple weeks ago, so I'm just going to start reading our notes.

( ANTM, Banana rights, Twinkie absorptive properties, and oh so much more )

Pam: I think that's it! Whooo!

Jim: Hopefully someone was able to cure your torrent woes.

Pam: I hope so. Seriously, just watch one episode and you'll understand.

Jim: Good night, Fandom! Also send her torrents for GOOD shows!

Pam: I WATCH GOOD SHOWS. Good night!