This be likeguidelines, bringin' ye the latest 'n greatest on this happy Friday at Fandom High. Unless ye be in Ethics class o' course. Then today be filled with gnashin' o' teeth 'n rendin' o' garments.

Readin', Writin', Rithamatic
Martial Arts be beatin' on their partners fer credit and Gardenin' Class be meetin' fer the first time and plantin' different kinds of amaryllis.

Physical Geography be learnin' about geomorphology, which I didn't even know be a word, School band be workin' in groups fer their big end-of semester concert, and Math classes be learnin' about numbers. Go figger. Ha! I crack meself up.

A reminder to ye all: the write-in election fer Academic Affairs will be held on Monday. I be hearin' from Wednesday Addams that she be no longer interested in the position, too.

Students in Ethics class be busy today, first by debatin' whether murder be never acceptable, regardless o' circumstances.

And then with their out-o'-class assignment. If ye've been livin' under a rock today, ye wouldn't know that the Ethics Class has also been divided up into pairs to learn about master/slave relationships. The rest o' ye may have heard by the screechin' and carryin' on throughout the day, this be not goin' over well in some quarters. Professor Maclay be in her office if ye be havin' any questions, though. Logan be layin' out some ground rules for his new "slave" Parker already. Too bad he be a bunny. *snickers* More on that later.

Professor Methos be apologizin' to Angelus about bein' banned from the Special Collections, and Cally 'n Angelus be makin' friends in the library. Yes, ye be hearin' that right.

Xander 'n a very familiar 'n handsome pirate be recordin' the Chef fer thar music class assignment, and Coach Ash be holdin' a fundraiser. Ye can pay him five dollars and then go after his evil twin with a baseball bat. And they say we don't have sports teams on campus.

Students in Diplomacy be discussin' what happens when yer outfit offends an entire race, and the students in Languages and Speech be watchin' movies.

Journalism class be interviewin' Fandom High staff, and be reminded that their big group projects be due at midnight tonight.

The list fer detention this week be rather long 'n distinguished. Professor Cregg'll be lookin' forward t'seein' yer shiny faces early tomorrow mornin'.

Dean Bristow 'n Scooter be holdin' office hours, and Chloe be gettin' some bloodwork done in the clinic.

In Study Hall, Parker 'n Paige be goin' over their debate notes, Angela 'n Duce be talkin' about dreams, Angela 'n Marty are bein' civil to each other, Rory be interviewin' Bridge about bein' a peer moderator, and Jonathan 'n Angelus be havin' a totally innocent conversation about nothin' at all.

Roomin'
Cam 'n the Gang be on their mornin' run. Crazy bastards, the lot o' em. They also be interviewin' Crichton fer a music homework assignment.

Harry Potter be takin' up smokin', Anya 'n O'Neill be havin' one heck of an argument, and Marty be on the case to find out who set off the weird gas in Spike's Pub that be makin' everyone go insane.

Anakin be bringin' Professor Amidala coffee. How sweet. Coach Ash, o' course, be mockin' him for moonin' around in the hallways like an idiot.

Crichton be havin' cookies in his outside the dorms. Mm. Cookies. And then Vala 'n Cam decide to make out fer the entire school t'watch. Thanks fer that.

Professor Tick be needin' some help with his Cube o' Wonder.

Revelin'
At the Perk, Professor Maclay 'n Beka be talkin' about life in Beka's home dimension, and Veronica be givin' Marty advice.

Blood Gulch Arms be openin', 'n Red be orientin' Tex t'life in our fair town. Yes, thar were zombies here a few weeks ago. Hard t'believe that be not in the Chamber o' Commerce report, really.

Thar be more Post-It wars at the Echoll's house, and Han, Bagoas 'n Frank be spendin' a quiet night in the Falcon.

Paige be tryin' t'get really friendly with Crowley, a new townie, before havin' a run-in with Beck, who be not pleased that Paige's recent escapades have been cuttin' into her profits. Later on in the park, Crowley 'n Aziraphale be discussin' Paige and Kadaj be sizin' the two of them up.

Thar be a town meetin' on October 27th, and the Halloween Party at Wednesday's home be on October 30th, so be markin' yer calendars 'n workin' on yer outfits. I will be goin' as not-a-pirate. Ye'll never recognize me.

George be gettin' a tattoo at Red's.

At Spike's, George be askin' the proprietor about the night the creepy gas be released, and Elizabeth, Janet 'n Sam be relaxin' thar after a difficult day.

Kiki be stoppin' into Wonka's and Lana be buyin' a book at Aziraphale's shop fer her naval friend. I be tellin' ye right now that book be not fer me.

At Deb's, Professor Cregg 'n the Doctor be havin' a relationship discussion and Aeryn 'n Tex be bondin' over munitions,

Curse of the Were-Rabbit be playin' at the theater. Cally 'n Anders be thar, bein' all ridiculously cute, 'n then be movin' their cuteness over to Deb's.

It be Rory's birthday party today, in case ye've been missin' all the emails about it. Sorry I couldn't be makin' it, Rory. It seems like it were quite the event. Professor Gilmore-Danes be talkin' to Professor Tick about her daughter's sidekick status before Professor Tick be traumatizin' Luke. Geoff 'n Marty be commisseratin' about the mess their lovelives be in, and Anakin be not likin' glitter. Sissy. Parker 'n Crichton be talkin' about costumes, and Rory be talkin' with her mother and her boyfriend, who be *shouts of laughter* turned into a bunny.

*sounds of door opening*

Jake, Logan be a bunny! Really!

Even the clinic can't help him.

Sorry. I be back. Hee. Bunny. Rory be sharin' animal transformation tales (hah! I be so punny tonight) with Draco, who be seemin' a little strange around her. And Logan be turnin' into a bunny because he 'n Rory were *snickers* workin' on needlepoint. In the storage room. She be makin' out like a pirate in gifts, though, which be includin' a vampire puppy and a pretty neat Jedi party trick.

Finally, Chiana 'n Jayne be comin' back from the party 'n be apparently gettin' up to all manner of things that be not safe fer work.

That be all from the Crow's Nest. Keep an eye out fer the Rover, and have a good night!