Reno: Man. There were giant bugs. Did you see ‘em? Giant friggin’ spiders out there. Just like home, yo!

Deadpool: Yes, yes. We all saw the bugs. But now we’re safe in Atlanta, Georgia.

Reno: I like Georgia. The view’s nice.

Deadpool: You mean the topless ladies?

Reno: They got real aesthetic value, yo.

Deadpool: It’s artsy! I’m sure we’ll end up on some epic vases with them if we stick around.

Reno: Wonder if we’ll get to keep ‘em as souvenirs... We got notes?

Deadpool: Boo, squirrels! We deserve topless ladies instead! But, if you guys insist... over in the school, Bod checked the entire damn library for spiders. Because they might end up being eaten while he slept there. Because you do that, you know. Try sleeping now.

Reno: Six-foot-tall slimy web-vomiting worms in the slums while you’re livin’ in the streets. These mech bugs ain’t nothin’, yo.

Deadpool: ...you accidentally ate those in your sleep?

Reno: Nah. But it would’ve been awesome if I did. Off in the dorms, Caroline was havin' some technical difficulties with a spider that just wouldn't stay dead, yo. At least Jake was there to, I dunno, scoop it into a cup an' let it outside or somethin'. Sam who ain't a chick woke up with one of 'em on his back, an' gave it a swift taste of skateboard for its troubles, yo. Rilla's solution when faced with a spider was to start screaming until rescue came, an' was joined by Annie. Annie and a shoe. Fortunately Billy came to save the day, yo. Or at least to assure Rilla that the spider situation was probably only temporary. Why would you want it to be?

Deadpool: They don’t have money on them when you kill ‘em, Reno.

Reno: See, that’s why I’m livin’ in an apartment, eatin’ cold pizza, an’ I don’t even have cable TV. The monsters here are friggin’ cheap.

Deadpool: We’ll find you some nice HYDRA mooks and you can rifle through their pockets for spare change.

Reno: You do love me! At the main campfire, Wesley was takin' on the spiders with a knife. Claudia didn't think takin' on metal with metal was a great idea. Clearly Claudia ain't never seen somebody smash a twenty-foot mech tarantula to bits with a sword before. Happens all the time, yo. Scully was surprised that the mech spiders were metal, which I think is a kinda dumb thing to be surprised about, but what do I know about robots, right? An' Topher had the right idea, bein' all excited about the spiders. They're friggin' awesome. End of story, yo.

Deadpool: You are being very protective of these spiders, you know. It’s starting to weird me out a lil’ bit.

Reno: The most excitement I get any more is invasions, or when the cat shits in the bedsheets. I’m allowed.

Deadpool: Yeah. Well. I have a kid.

Reno: Daaaaaamn.

Deadpool: Damn right. In town, two douches in a carriage were just so lucky we're not there anymore because they let the spiders go. I would have stabbed them so damn much if we were still in ye olde west. Dani and her horse, Clyde, decide today is an indoor day. After Clyde acts like a badass in stomping that spider. I like this horse. I don't like most horses, but I like this one. At the beach, Percy was stabbing spiders in a way that Clyde would if Clyde had thumbs. Until he fell over. Damn it, Percy! At Caritas, Bo wasn't a happy camper because those spiders messed up her shoes and jacket. That's cold, spiders. Cold as ice.

Reno: See, if they were anything like the giant mech spiders back home, they would’a at least dropped enough money to replace ‘em. If they didn’t just give her new shoes, or earrings or something.

Deadpool: I want things I kill to leave me money. Maybe if I look at Capcom vs Marvel...

Reno: What is a Marvel, anyhow?

Deadpool: I’ll tell you when you’re older.

Reno: But I’m older noooooooow.

Deadpool: Don’t make me institute timeouts for you too.

Reno: Aw, maaaaan. Gettin’ back to the news, it sounds like Hermione got a little carried away takin' out the spider in her apartment with her wand. Have fun cleanin' up the shrapnel, Hermininny. An' the fire damage. An' whatever else, yo. Jack-that-ain't-a-pirate-or-a-student on the other hand, was smackin' 'em around with books. No clue if that was more or less messy, but apparently he got one.

Deadpool: And that’s all she wrote, folks!

Reno: Try not to do nothin’ we wouldn’t do out there! An’ enjoy the view, yo!