Rita: Hello, Fandom, this is Professor Ms. Rita Skeeter, joined tonight by my darling aides. Say hello, dears!

Callisto: This is what you needed us for?

Rita: Yes. Do you have a problem with this, Callistie?

Callisto: Apart from the fact I could otherwise be scrapbooking with my boyfriend right now? No, none at all.

Krycek: Same here. Why are we helping exactly?

Rita: Because I asked you to? By the way, on a completely unrelated note, I'm doing grades this week.

Callisto: *brightly* I love radio. *mutters* Just because someone hasn't scrapbooked since Wiblur ran off is no reason to punish us.

( Cut because we're flist-conscious )