Ghanima: Good evening, Fandom. I hope you all had fun last night, as your vacation comes to a close. My radio partner and I will be headed off tomorrow morning to pick up your new classmates from the Portalocity terminal at BWI to start off a new year.

Deadpool: Bitches better recognize.

Ghanima: Dear one, with your fashion sense, we can recognize you anywhere.

Deadpool: ...It's a trademark.

School

Deadpool: I'm pretty sure the school is closed, so... moving right along.

Town

Ghanima: In town this morning, John Mitchell and his employees at Mystery Sign Theater were playing Lads in Leggings. Mitchell was in the manager's office, where he was visited by Kate Gregson, and they discussed someone who's been harassing her. Kate, if there's a problem, please don't hesitate to speak with your teachers as well. Jack Priest was still in town after last night's festivities, and discussed Kate's stalker and if he could help at all. Elsewhere in town during the evening, Miss Solo was working at Caritas and was nice enough to give a rather hungover Tino some water.

Deadpool: Momoko was on the point icing her wrist in all the ice out there. It's a good spot to ice stuff, I guess. Then Tweety showed up for a chat. Will there be drama? Who knows? Let's say there was and start gettin' out those Micheal Jackson eatin' popcorn gifs. Aaaand it would seem she also got a text from Jaime. Popcorn gifs. I'm just sayin'.

Ghanima: Is that like caramel popped corn? I like that.

Deadpool: Sure, that works for me!

Dorms

Deadpool: So, over in the dorms--like it says above--Bod was cleaning everything because I think he might have some sort of disorder. We should probably get a shrink on island and hope they don't run away crying after the first few sessions. Then Kate showed up and was all like 'Not!Deadpool is a vampire and will kill you to get to me!' and there was drama all over the place. Oh god, the drama. The drama. It's seeping out my pores.

Oh, and Robin the felt frog was in his room singing. Like ya do. Ooo! And more drama! Rinoa showed up to talk to Squall about that special kiss they shared last night. Buuuuut, since it's Squall, we'll say it was more talking at. Worse conversationalist than Blackbolt.

Ghanima: As the vice-principal, I am rather sure it's your job - or the Dean's - to listen to the student's problems in the absence of a school psychologist.

Deadpool: ...Do you really want me to play shrink to these kids? Really?

Ghanima: Only the ones that need therapy through organized violence.

Deadpool: Ooo! Dibs on the foam swords!

Ghanima: I'll add it to our non-existent syllabus.

Deadpool: You heard it here first, kids! G'night!