Deadpool: Ah, another slow Saturday night.

Ghanima: I'm beginning to think everyone hibernates on the weekends. In weather like this, it is only logical.

Deadpool: Huh. Woulda thought it was more active on the weekend.

School

Deadpool: Blackbolt was looking up weather junk in the library. Oh, and Robin and Leda stumbled out of a locker.

Ghanima: I can't see that being comfortable.

Dorms

Deadpool: Jaaaaake was in his room, reading comics. Sookie set up for the Snowman's birthday party over in the sixth floor common room. There was some mingling as well! Karla and Raven talked about something with Dite and support. Bras probably. Sookie was all grateful at Kennedy for helping with the food and Karla for bringing cookies from the sky. There was also food for folks should they want. Maladicta and Quinn talked about Halloween after the penguin turning into thing came up. Awkward. Kennedy found out that Quinn didn’t really know Bobby well, but was there for him anyway. Or for cake. Mmmm. Cake. One of the million Peters we’ve had also showed up for cake despite not really knowing Bobby and Emma asked about his illicit cake stash. Raven apologized to Chamber for Skywalker threatening hi--AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. SERIOUSLY? AHAHAHAHA. Oh man, I love this place.

Ghanima: Don't be mean, Wade. And Anakin? That had best not be serious, or we will have a Discussion about threatening my students. By Discussion, I may mean pointy objects being sharpened.

Deadpool: Little tiny, blue Chamber’s... Heeeee

Ghanima: He isn't blue...this is another inside-joke of yours, isn't it?

Deadpool: Just give it a few years. And some lipstick. Aaaaand there was some talking to Snowflake. Maladicta teased him about being young, Raven talked to him about how time moves differently everywhere. And is on your side. Yes it is. Sookie was all not sorry for lying to him about the party being something else. Karla was just there for the penguiny cake. Because that’s the best reason to go. Kennedy was all amused that Bobby believed Sookie about coming upstairs to the par-tay. Tara and Bobby talk about being old and throwing canes at people or something. I dunno. I’m not old. Wings showed up to apologize for not getting Icey a penguin themed scarf. Dude. You’re a millionaire. Seriously? Aaaaand there were gifts.

Ghanima: Faramir was reading to his horse at the school stable -- an excellent idea, since you never know when something is going to become sentient around here -- and Maladicta came to see him, bearing cookies. Leda was working on her bike in the garage and enjoying Christmas music, and Jack McCallisterwas playing basketball alone in the gym, until he was joined by George Cooper and Calvin.

Town

Ghanima: Mary Connell watched Gunther catching cookies at the Arms Hotel. Dolf Wega was catching cookies in the park this morning, and ran into Karla, who was also delighted by the cookies, and he tried to explain the difference between St. Nicholas and Santa.

Deadpool: Breaking and entering.

Ghanima: You had Jan trying to eat things off the floor at the Perk this afternoon, and Jaina wanted to know how you knew these things were edible. The squirrels say you started babbling at her something about universes and stepmothers and meta, and she actually understood parts of it...that sounds utterly terrifying.

Deadpool: It was fun! Even Jan liked it.

Ghanima: Jan is three, and likes Dora. She is not necessarily the best judge of 'fun.'

Deadpool: ...This better not be an insult on her. Because she is a special and unique butterfly who I will make sure gets to soar if it means stabbing people. Wow I pushed that one pretty far. Next time I’ll go for a flower metaphor.

Ghanima: You'd stab people anyway for fun. It's one of the things I enjoy about our friendship.

Deadpool: Awww. We should drag people to IHoP sometime after this. Tell ‘em we’re with a convention in town.

Ghanima: I don't know what an IHoP is, but I'll consider it.

Deadpool: We just need to smoke a lot and look surly!

Ghanima: I do not smoke, Wade, and neither should you. I don't care if you have a healing factor, there is a toddler in your house. And I will hit you in the not-fun-way if I catch you smoking around the students.

Deadpool: But that’s how you lurk at IHoP! Or Dennys. Ooo, we should go to Dennys.

Ghanima: You know, I'm going to try and look these all up later, so I have some idea what you're talking about.

Deadpool: Winner is me.

Ghanima: Meanwhile, Millie was curled-up with a good book at the clinic. Jaina was sad that Tino was sweeping the pastries up off the floor at Caritas, and Percy, Luke, Nico, and Jason all were at the bar. They let Luke order the drinks, since they'd never done it before, and discussed Santa hats, zombies, and stripping. I think these gentlemen are all lacking positive male role-models in their lives.

Deadpool: ...Or a therapist. Zombie strippers are just wrong, kids.

Ghanima: And they're wrong for adults, too.

Deadpool: What about that one movie with that porn star?

Ghanima: It's questions like that which make me very glad I am not from this world and have no idea what you're saying sometimes. And people wonder why I haven't caught up on popular culture after three years teaching here.

Deadpool: I win again! G’night, folks!