Dan: Hello, Fandom, it's Sunday which means it's time for radio with me and Chuck. Me being Dan.

Chuck: As if anyone listens for you, Humphrey.

Dan: Considering I'm the one reading 80% of the news, I'd say the majority pay attention to what I say.

Chuck: Sure, keep deluding yourself. Read some news.

Dan: I will. Assface.



School

Dan: Jono was using the library in the proper way and reading in there. I approve.

Dorms

Chuck: Sookie's back in Fandom and she makes out with Bobby when he shows up. Awesome. Rilla attempted to cook biscuits in the Dinosaur living room. I don't know if they were actual biscuits or British person biscuits. Nor do I care, since nobody offered me any. Tim Drake was roasting some phallic imagery by the main campfire this evening and Raven made a show of teleporting next to the fire. I now see where our son gets that habit.

Dan: Do you have kids with everyone in this school?

Chuck: I'm working on it, yeah. Peter applauded Raven on her skills and Tim asked about how she likes the cabins. She doesn't. Me either. Well, you know, save for easy access when it comes to annoying Sam. Peter wants to know if Tim's found a gremlin wrangler yet. Don't do that. Those things annoying, even if I haven't been bitten. Bobby was way too cheerful about Sookie being back, and confuses Raven with his figures of speech. Miles and Tim introduced themselves, and Sookie hoped Tim was sharing hot dogs. I wonder if he gave a dirty answer to that. Anyway, Raven was totally checking Sookie out and Bobby probably felt threatened by that, so he got snuggly with Sookie.

Dan: Do the notes really say that?

Chuck: I'm adding color commentary.

Town

Dan: Cable and Deadpool discussed going on vacation this morning. Good idea. And Blackagar and Medusalith were at the beach with Lockjaw.

Chuck: That's the guy that looks like you but is faaaaaaaaaar less annoying.

Dan: I still don't know what you people mean when you say he looks like me.

Chuck: I don't understand what's not to get. He looks exactly like you.

Dan: Whatever, I'll believe it when I see it. Biff, Ellie and Clark were by their lonesome at their respective jobs today and Jaina was working out alone at the gym. Blysse had to deal with random fruit at the Gig and Tahiri came by to check on Blysse and the two made plans to go camping together.

Chuck: What's the point of camping while we're in the cabins? What's the point of camping?

Dan: I don't get it either, to be honest. I think I'm too used to the city. Anyway, Cally was getting a treat from the Chilly Boulder when Bel shimmered in to play catch up with her. Rosalind was at the Perk to finish some work but got interrupted by quite a few people. Peter snarked at Rosalind for working on a Sunday and they talked about things like class and getting settled in. A shirtless Jacob apologized for freaking Rosalind out, and Elena had a awkward conversation with Rosalind. Hate when that happens.

Chuck: Isn't your life one awkward conversation after another?

Dan: I hate to admit it but, yeah, pretty much.

Chuck: How sad for you.

Dan: Yeah. Anyway, we're done for the night, Fandom. Have a good week!