Good morning Islanders. It is I, Yelena with all the news worth writing down by squirrels with a drinking problem.

The only of note from yesterday was that Detective Watts made Steven some French toast and then they had breakfast in bed.

That is very adorable and doesn't make me jealous in any form or fashion. Personally, I like eating breakfast alone at table with no one catering to my every whim.

*Chittering*

I don't know what you're saying but I feel it is necessary to tell you to shut up.

That's it for the news, everyone have a happy Monday or whatever.