Happy Wednesday, everyone! This is Cher Horowitz, coming to you from the... scenic WTFH radio station, which is now sparkling clean because I had extra stuff. Also, because I don't think I did too good a job at work. Look, in normal places we have people to do this kind of thing for us.

Anyway!


School, where if the Christmas decorations are already up in stores, we should totally be considering winter break already

Feminism class watched a movie starring the fierce Miss Tyra Banks. ...It is still Miss, right? She didn't like get married and I just didn't read about it, right? I'm so behind on some things. Alternative Tactics had air assaults and wondered what Professor Kerrigan's deal is. You know, maybe she needs a date. Professor, if so, feel free to give me a call. I have a ton of experience matching people up. Seriously. And Japanese learned kanji. I have no idea what that is. Is it a fad? Should I learn it?

Lunch was all dead today- um. I mean, not that they were serving up dead things or anything. Though it is much better than those places where you choose which lobster you eat or whatever. I mean, what if they don't know what's going on? What if they think it's like being picked first in gym class? It's just mean. Anyway, Adah opened the library, where she flirted with River and told Lee about her and River, but apparently he didn't flip out or anything, though I notice the squirrel didn't mention anything about babies this time, so I don't know. And then Karal was in the library being quiet. Scandalous!

A teal deer visited the office. I hope someone called animal control. Also, Peter Parker tried to confuse us all by changing the date of the newspaper meeting to today. I don't care if he sent an E-mail, I totally almost spaced! I had a system!



Dorms, which I'm not cleaning next. I just don't have that kind of motivation.

Pretty quiet day today, which meant Jack could rock out in the common room without being interrupted, while elsewhere in the dorms cheerleading practice happened. And my notes say Rikku and Aly talked about something secret and it's sooo mean not to tell me what the secret is. It's not like I'm gonna tell anybody but the listening audience!

John Sheppard did some meditating or napped upright, whichever, before playing chess with Rodney, so maybe it's good prep or something. Dick and Annette had morning talks about snakes, post-graduation plans, and John and Aeryn's wedding, though I have no idea which John this is. Meg hung out with a movie and leftover Halloween candy, and Molly explained weddings to Karal.



Town, where stuff happened. Look, I breathed in a lot of Clorox, okay?

So, okay, I think this is literal? But Deadpool was all painting happy little trees on his bedroom wall and then Roy came over and ruined it, and first, that's not nice, and second, why were you in Deadpool's bedroom, anyway? I mean, not that I'm going there, but the question is just begging to be asked. And then Deadpool and Aly and Arashi got together and watched America's Next Top Model, and it's so great that old people can come together to celebrate pop culture every week, it really is. Aly also checked up on Roy on the beach, Hades hung in the woods, and Barney asked Vala to a wedding. Wear dark colors! It's fall/winter! Just a reminder!

Professor Kerrigan had coffee at the Perk, and Roy came by to talk about his recuperation, and hobbies and stuff, and ooh! Maybe she can date Roy. I don't know Roy, but I can totally check him out and get back to you, Professor! Hoshi opened up the Arms, where Jack was all into the specials, and Hoshi talked to Mary about naked sleepwalkers. And I will be avoiding the hotel for a little while, thanks. And Stanley talked to Hoshi about bathrobes, which I figure can be given to the naked sleepwalkers and then no one has a problem.

George Michael the not-singer opened the banana stand, Johnny Storm got coffee at the Photo Hut, I cleaned the living hell out of Pixie Dust, because if you're going to change back from a bunny, the least you can do is be less naked about it. Or at least not do it in public!

Beauty opened the post office, and oh my god, AJ told her he loves her. Awwww! (Though, sweetie, really, the post office? Flowers, romantic setting. Nothing wrong with these options.) Ino was confused at by Leo. Andrew opened the Magic Box, AJ opened Luke's, and when Karal stopped by the church sometime when he wasn't on the beach with River, he was shown a taser. ...Gotta say, probably not what he expected.

Faith opened Caritas and met her new boss who I think didn't fire her, got flirted with by Jack, flirted with Constable Fraser, got thanked by Sam, talked school with Adam and leather pants with Billy and favorite things- like the song?- with Melody and coffee with Dale and caught up with Dean and awkwarded at by Bridge and Xander and Faith, talk less. Jack and Fraser greeted Jolee, who I guess is in charge of the bar now or something, Dale got to know Melody, and Nate ordered a beer.

Kabuto had a much quieter night over at the Devil's Nest, and what do devils put in a nest, anyway? Do they lay eggs? Are they sort of a Fandom species or something? Am I understanding any of this right? Professor Wilson had the early shift at the clinic while Ronan had the evening and an Isabel.


That's all for tonight. And I don't have a clever signoff this week, so you're just gonna have to deal. Ha.