Hi, everybody!!

*chittering*

Oh! (less shrill, but still not quiet) Hi, everybody! I'm Cecil. There's squirrels here and they say there's all kinds of things I have to tell everyone and they'll put me on the radio and everything! It's so neat, 'cause I love radio!

There's a squirrel here and he's got a really big, bushy tail, and he says he has the news about the school, and his paper's all blank! I bet a lot of fun stuff happened but we're not supposed to know about it, 'cause that's what usually happens. So nobody think about it, okay?

But we're allowed to think about the dorms, so there's another squirrel here and he's got -

*chittering*

Oh! Sorry; she's got big eyes and cute little paws! And her papers have words on them.

This morning, up in the common room all the way on the fifth floor, Rilla made pancakes! I didn't know about that. I would've gone, too, 'cause I bet they were much yummier than toast. But that's all I can cook.

Isabelle was in her room looking at her dresses, and that's room 301, which you can tell it's on the third floor because of the three. Except unless there's a floor with no numbers, then it would be four or maybe even more!

*crash* *chittering*

Oops. The squirrels say I should sit on my hands or something, so okay. Sorry! So Raleigh, he didn't like waking up, but he said he could make her cocoa, which makes him one of the best roommates ever! Except mine, 'cause Sholeh's really pretty nifty, even if she does like (whispered) libraries. Which are totally not deadly or anything here!

*stern chittering*

I'm sitting on them! So then, um. Oh, in Isabelle's room! So Isaac stopped by to comm...commiserate, and Isabelle was mean, and he got mad and left.

And then...Oo! This is my room! I know this one. I put on socks! Lots of socks, though, 'cause it's so cold! My feet could freeze and fall off! There was a little kid last year and his cousin's mom's best friend saw it happen to him. And the squirrel notes say "now, the weather", but that's just silly! *giggles* The weather goes at the end of the show, not the middle! Everybody knows that. Here, you hold that, and then you remind me, and I won't forget, okay?

*chittering*

Room 201, that's on the second floor, only I know it is, and not just 'cause of the two, but it's the floor I'm on and there's only one storey down. Alex woke up and she was a kid - well, duh! - and she ran off to find some candy. Oo, if you find some, bring extra! I'll share mine if you share yours!

And then, at night, Evan - he's Sholeh's boyfriend - was reading, and Yeul stopped by to talk and make sure that they do know each other. And it's good to make sure about that. You should always make sure you know your friends, my mom says, 'cause otherwise they could get replaced with a exact copy and you'd never know!

And there was stuff in the town, too, and it looks like a bunch of kitties, yay!

*chittering*

OH! Okay. Um. There's a girl named Kitty, and she's in this a lot. So okay, she woke up and Clint was there, too, and they decided to race around the house and then find a dog.

And then there'a warehouse, and Eponine lives there, and she's a kid, too, but she has lots of pretty dresses and a cat! And it's a real cat, not a girl named after a cat.

But Kitty who's a girl and not a cat, she came by to admire the cat who's not a girl, but Eponine said it's her daughter. Oo, I never knew anyone who had a cat before! Neat! There was this one time Casey's mom and dad came to school, and Casey's dad's mom, she had a -

*chittering*

But it's true!

*stern chittering*

*exasperated sigh* Fine. So then, um. Then Roland stopped by to make sure there weren't any lost little girls, and Kenzi came to compliment the kitty, but it doesn't say if it's the girl who's not a cat or the cat who's not a girl except she is 'cause she's Eponine's daughter.

And then - oo, there's a creepy mansion! And a little boy named Derek made himself a yummy sandwich. But I hope he was careful, 'cause knives are sharp, and also sometimes meat goes bad and attacks so you have to be careful. And Stiles came by and thought Derek was cute, but he still wanted his hoodie back, probably 'cause it's so cold here!

And Kitty who's the girl and not the cat came by here, too, and she talked to Derek about how bad fish are as pets and if Puppy Joe is better. And puppies are always better! And then Stiles said hi to Kitty, and they talked about what she wants to be when she grows up, and also how much the Cubs suck.

*chittering*

Oh, and there's a squirrel here with a cute little nick out of one ear, and he says that's really rude, 'cause he's from Chicago. I dunno what that means, but I said it 'cause he told me to.

And then Mike came by, and he said the weekend was weirder than usual, and there was plenty of pillows. Which is 'cause he got prepared for everything, yay Mike!

And last night in Thorheim, which I totally can't say, *giggle* Thor didn't know how to feed his cat, so he called up his brother, which must be really super awesome, 'cause I didn't ever have one, but it sounds nifty. And Loki brought tacos, too!

At the Gig, Dani got annoyed, 'cause the whole thing was a petting zoo with baby animals! Oo, is there a dragon? 'Cause dragons are awesome but they're just so big, but the baby ones are really cute!

*chittering*

Oh. Well, never mind. Nobody else went there, either, 'cause who cares about baby goats? Sia went to Chilly Boulder instead, and got a really big sundae, and watched people. Sometimes you have to do that, and not just 'cause the Secret Police say to, but you don't know what people might do, so if you watch them, then you find that out.

*chittering*

Yep!

There's a hotel, and it sounds like it's got arms growing out of it? But it says here it's just the name, which is pretty silly if there's no real arms in it, 'cause then it's just wrong! But Nikolai was there, and he got annoyed by kids making specials in the kitchen, but he shouldn't, 'cause they sound pretty cool! And then Allie broke in and went looking for food, and Nikolai caught her 'cause she failed sneakiness classes. But he said he'd make her some food, and then he found out it was Allie, and he made her food, and he told her who he was. So that's okay.

And then at Luke's, which is a sort of diner, Dean made the specials be Spaghetti-Os and stuff like peanut butter and jelly. And then he had a argument with Priestly, 'cause he didn't think that sounded like real food and also the jelly was probably grape, and that's a crime. Oh! I'm glad I read that before I got any, 'cause I wouldn't want to break the law.

So then Josh came in and got some coffee, but Dean didn't expect him to like it, but he was a customer, right? Only then they argued over Dean's tip.

Priestly thought it was really neat that Josh was allowed to drink coffee, which is pretty dumb, 'cause everyone rinks coffee! But then when Josh saw Priestly and Dean were twins, Priestly said Dean was the dumb twin.

Kaidan came in, too, and he was supprised to see Dean and asked him about where he lived, and then he figured out that it was Dean and he got less worried. Josh was happy to see him, and they talked about how Josh can't use the coffee machine at home, which is awful.

And Bay came in, too, and wanted not-healthy food, and Dean got argued with her about if they had the food she wanted.

And also, April was over at Caritas, and she saw something was wrong, 'cause tiny Tino showed up to work. 'Cause maybe he doesn't always? But I don't know.

Is there more paper?

*chittering*

Aww. Okay, so I guess that's everything!

*metal hitting metal*

Oops. *giggle* I'm sitting on my hands again, I promise! But that's everything the squirrels have to say, except the one with the paper that's reminding me to do the weather, so here it is! Bye, everyone!