Right, I doubt anyone wants to remember the weekend, so let's get this over with as quickly as possible.

*completely innocent chittering*

What do you mean, don't worry, you've got it covered? How could you possibly...no.

No. I mean it. Don't you dare press that bu-

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Don't worry, I won't hurt you.

*chittering*

I like your fur, it's all soft, like Mother's good fabric, but I'm not supposed to touch that.

*more chittering*

Sure I can read, Miss Crantan says I'm one of the best in class. *shuffling* The letters on this are all funny though, but I guess I can try...

School

Raven was in the Library reading, we have over a dozen books at my school, I wonder if there's as many here. Her book was on dem-ono-lo-gy, which sounds weird. Bobby wanted to find a book with rabbits in it, and Tyrion just wanted to read.

Dorms

Cara, that's me, I ate my breakfast out on the deck, but I didn't see any of you squirrels or I would have shared.

*chittering*

You're welcome. Miley was singing in the hallway to prepare for auditions, whatever they are. Juliet wanted to sing too, but didn't appreciate Miley helping. That doesn't sound very nice. Dave was looking for something called cocoa, and got upset when Miley offered him milk instead and didn't want to play princes and princesses with her. It's more fun playing Seeker and Confessors anyway.

Wesley had his very own book, and was trying to read it when Katniss tried to get him to play, and even messed up his things even though he was worried about his father getting mad at him. Wesley should come stay with us, Father never gets mad, even about messes. Topher thought Wesley was Tony because they look alike, but Wesley told him wasn't and that he should tell on Peter for being a bully and hurting him. Alex also annoyed Wesley by playing at monster fighting instead of reading.

Stephanie was up on the roof with a cape. Topher wanted to know if she was a real hero, which she told him she was after making sure he wasn't bad. Kenzi wanted to know what Stephanie was doing, and told Topher that heroes aren't real except for Ratman, but she must've gotten the name must be wrong because Stephanie's a girl.

Sam, who's a big boy, fell asleep even though a bell was ringing, but Natalie made it stop, and introduced herself to Sam when he woke up. Toby came in and told Sam he knew to stay out of the way, and I have to share my room with my sister too, Kate was mean and poked Sam with a toy sword, but he was mean right back and called her short.

There was also a Goose eating candy and soda, but you're not supposed to feed them that.

Annie didn't have breakfast, so she tried making eggs in the Third Floor Common room, but she just made a mess instead, so Ben decided to help her. Puck tried to help too, but he wanted to put cereal, what's that?

*chittering*

He wanted to put grain in the same bowl as the eggs, and even I know not to do that and I'm not allowed to help Mother cook yet.

Petra was also cooking, up in the Fifth Floor Common Room, but she made soup and cheese instead of eggs, Toby got some and met her baby, and Richie had some too, and thought Petra was nice. She sounds nice.

Town

There was a lady called Joan outside the Perk with food, Lex thought she was his mother, but she offered to help him find her when he figured out she wasn't. Joan also complimented Natalie on her pretend glasses, and talked with Seifer about milk. Then Ronan told Joan all about how the island was all weird and magic.

Tamara went to the stables to visit the horses but was all quiet because Dani was sleeping in the hay, but when she woke up they talked about taking care of the horses.

There was a pony that needed taking care of out on the rocks. She was pushing them with her head.

Steve played at sword fighting in the park, but Tony told him he shouldn't because he had a cough.

Jono set up the Boards for Winter Auditions. That must have been what Miley was singing about earlier. There was juice and...pizza? for everyone. Juliet tried using juice to make her lips all red, but ended up sticking her tounge out at Jeremy instead. Rinoa's puppy liked Seifer, but he likes cats better, I like them both, but squirrels are even better. Rinoa also wanted to know if it was a recital, but Troy told her no. Surreal stole pizza, which was wrong, and then climbed into the rafters with it, which was kinda brave. Jono followed her up.

Then they actually did those auditions, Miley made up a song, Juliet told a story about deer in the rain, Rinoa has Jono watch her dog while she did a piano? Then they talked about what everyone did and Miley wanted to know if Jono liked her, and Troy got Marshall to play with keys, before putting on a chicken suit, and Jon gave Jono a beer for looking after the children, which means he's probably an innkeeper or married to Jono, or both.

How'd you make those flags all sparkly? They're pretty.

Susan was working at the Devil's Nest, and drew on Romeo before letting him in, and Surreal looked for her mother at the bar. There was also a dance floor where Eric glared at ropes.

Stark was at the the Clinic in case anyone got hurt, but no one did.

Did want to stay over now I've read everything? You can meet Grace, she'd like yo-

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I hate you.